Margot+Pitney

One of my greatest pleasures in life is watching people think they're clever when they say my name:

"Margot.... Marstop lololol aren't I so funny?" .... never head that one before.

"Margot... Polo blahaha" ... witty.

"Mar... got... Pits and knees"... Indeed I do.

FAVORITE JOKE OF ALL TIME...

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted. (get it? A salted... assaulted)

OH OTHER FAVORITE JOKE OF ALL TIME...

What did the Mamma melon say to her daughter when she said she wanted to run away and get married? - You can't elope! Hahahahahhahah.... can't elope - cantaloupe, and she's a melon, so it's funny.

If you laughed at these, thank you, I love you. If you did not, I don't know if we can be friends.