Divya+Yeleswarapu+Satire+Piece

=//**I Love You So Much I Could Eat You**//= 20 points

====Our story starts out in a far off kingdom in the land of Magicopolis, where I, the Beast, was notoriously known for loving women. Tons and tons of women. Contrary to popular belief, ladies love the extra hair. I've got hair all over my body, in all nooks and crannies, you name a spot and I've got it there. Oh and don't even get me started on my teeth. My sharp and ferocious ivories dig their way to a woman's heart. Literally.====

====I met the lovely aforementioned damsel while I was eating the flesh of another. I was sitting in the heart of the woods, enjoying the flesh of my wife (well at that point I guess my "ex-wife"), when a pretty girl of no more than eighteen was strolling by while singing a lovely song about her coveted Prince Charming. According to the song he had burning red eyes, heaps and heaps of hair, pointy teeth, and a repulsive face. Sounded just like me! I dropped the half eaten body to meander my way towards her. When I reached her, she looked up at me in such admiration. I could see her teeth chatter, her body shake violently, and her heart spasm. She ran over to me and exclaimed the very words I was waiting to hear. "Don't you dare touch me, you filthy animal! You are the grossest creature I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on. Stay away from me, please!" The love was pouring out of her with such a sinful rush and I felt my heart shatter into a million little pieces.====

====Just to make sure she could see that I always share my love to the extent of my ability, I went back to the dead body and hungrily devoured the other half of the juicy meat. Now she knew for sure that I am the Prince Charming she has been singing and longing for all her life! I slurped up every last bit of flesh on those bones and briskly made my way over to Belle. If that was not a testament of my true love, love would not exist! ====

====My heart was pounding with so much affection to give the fair maiden that I didn't know where to start. I picked her up and threw her down, stepped on her, punched her, and then stabbed her directly in the back. She loved every second of it. While the life was slowly draining out of her, she whispered sweet nothings into my ear. I stabbed her once again to make her die faster so I could love her limitlessly. Then I went back to my intimate spot in the heart of the forest, cleared away the bones of my last love, and sat down to devour the girl I loved the most.====