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Atsi Shah

__This is a waste of a page of paper__ I guess it has come down to this…. I REALLY can’t think of anything to write about and i’ve been staring at this blank page for over 20 minutes now. So basically, i bing’ed it. I searched “topics to write about”. Anyway, here I am, typing up random nonsense probably thinking how I’m going to have to rewrite this and waste more time when i could be sleeping. Or watching tv. Or eating. Or watching tv and eating. Or sleeping some more. Sleep. Slee. Sle. Sl. S.. S. Sl. Sle. Slee. Sleep. Kay. Anywayyy here is a list of topics that came up on Bing.

(sidenote: my bangs are bothering me...honestly why did i even chop my hair off...its so short now
 * 1) 10 Hot Topics To Write About
 * 2) Write Source-Writing Topics
 * 3) 400 Writing Topics-Prompts and Suggestions for Paragraphs
 * 4) 100 Writing Topics

5. Interesting Topics to Write About-Buzzle

Aight. Im gonna pick my favorite: 10 Hot Topics to Write About. Lets see what happens when I open it.

1. Children- Apparently since babies are born everyday, people should write about babies and how to deal with them. (sidenote: Mr. Barra this might be a good topic for you to venture upon)

2. Home and Garden- As if there arent enough of these boring books already...and anyway who really reads about this topic anyway? There’s a reason why we have contractors and Home Depot and Lowe’s duh.

3. RELATIONSHIPS- oh my god. PLEASE DEAR PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WE DONT NEED ANYMORE BOOKS ABOUT THIS TOPIC. kay? k. seriously, from horoscopes that reveal ur love life for the entire year to the Kama Sutra to love guru’s and Cosmo… do we really need more advice on relationships? Like seriously people, grow some balls __by urself__ and ask people out. You dont need any of those books, they suck away at your money. All you need is your pea-sized brain and you good to go.

4. Personal Care- write about how women try to enlarge every feature or their body in order to please either society, themselves or their spouses when in reality it just unbeautifies that person. COME ON WOMEN you look beautiful NATURALLY not artificially!

5. Health- Books on topics such as- become vegan!, become vegetarian!, work out more!, no sugar intake, portions!, timing...yea yea we know the deal..moving on

6. Making Money!!!! Oh la la this is the big one! should i really explain this? lets just say this world is filled with greedy people

7. Food and Drink- as if Americans need any help in that area… we have McDonalds and Burger King, Taco Bell (not that im complaining), Wendy’s...etc. We are a nation full of people living on fast food. Now dont get me wrong, of course people do dine at nice restaurants and munch on healthy snacks but that doesnt help the fact that we have the most amount of obese people in our country. Not to mention the fact that most people cannot afford a $50 salad as an appitizer. How about we save the celebrity priced dishes for millionaires and if people could start writing books on how to eat affordably and healthy for the average American that’d be nice. Well it looks like i’m running out of space, so these are MY thoughts of the day...complelty useless and ….OH LOOK IT’S SNOWING YES NO SCHOOL TOM. well thats about it. kay.