Emily+Howarth+Satire

Emily Howarth

AP Lang and Comp

Satirical Piece

Period 2

To the Prestigious Doctor Reading this,

I found myself in a position to warn you on a new game that will highly affect your Hospital. This new game is considered to be the game of the century it includes love, passion, humor, and the ability to play hide and go seek. This game is known as A Hit for a Hug, basically the title gives away the game. But incase you weren’t smart enough to break it down I will go into further detail about it.

So first you are going to find a man or women who went to any Ivy School like you and you can invite them to verse you in the game. Second you will rock paper shoe who will go first. The winner then will take position and in one motion will hit the component anywhere on the body with any object, maybe even a flower we don’t know. Then after the hit the players will flee from the place and the one component who hit the other will have one year and one day, cause that one day really helps, to play hide and go seek and find the other component. After he finds the other component he will then hit them with an object of his choice. Now I bet your wondering well how do you know who wins? Well this is the best part nobody does instead you hug it out and go to a celebration dinner with everyone else who has played the game and you celebrate the fact that you didn’t win. I understand this game might sound dangerous but the hug really helps relieve the pain, and so does the medicine the doctors give them to recover. Although it may be dangerous we have not had any life threatening injuries, knock on wood.

I also bet your wondering how this concerns you. Well since they have a year and one day, can’t forget that one day, many of the contestants find that after they get hit that it hurts to get hit. So they then decide to use their $60,000 Ivy Education brain and go and get McDonalds, because it is healthier, then after they gain some energy they then realize to go to the hospital. Since this game is the new Monopoly your going to have more patients than ever so be prepared, also its allergy season and since flowers are the most popular item used, people are going to be sneezing off the walls.

If you have any other questions about the game or need more information on it you can go to ahitforahug.com. On this website you will be able to gain more instructions on the game, and understand it more. Well I hope this helps you with your Hospital, and I wish you the best of luck! Sincerely,

Emily Howarth