Zach+Kalik+Satire

__ Based on “Do you wanna build a snowman.” From Disney’s “Frozen.” __ Do you want to be a good knight? Or put those values on the side. I know your fame, you hail from Camelot A knight to be sought So c-mon no need to hide.
 * __ Do you Want to be a Good Knight __**
 * Bertilak’s wife ** - Gawain (knocks on door)

I know there’s Virgin Mary But she's a goody-goody So forget her, and tell me why?

Do you wanna be a good knight And Keep your virginity tucked in tight…


 * Gawain- ** Please go away (spoken)


 * Bertilak’s wife ** -Okay bye…

(the next day)


 * Bertilak ** -I’m to go hunting today. Anything I find… (spoken)
 * Gawain- ** You’ll exchange with what I find in the castle. (spoken)
 * Bertilak ** -Indeed. Have fun (said in suggestive manner. Gawain continues to look clueless) (spoken).

Do you want to be a good knight? Or lose your virginity today. For a knight with a sword thats so long Is it so wrong For a lady like me to say.
 * Bertilak’s wife ** - (walks up to Gawain)

For a knight so gracious with his vows You’ve let me down You think me stupid and naïve.

(Later that night, Gawain lies in bed thinking of his encounter with the Green Knight tomorrow).

Wait, please don’t hurt me. I like my head attached to my body, thank you very much
 * Gawain (spoken while dreaming) ** : I'm the brave and mighty Gawain. Have at you, and...

(awakes) Oh, what a horrible nightmare

(spoken) It seems I’ll have to go to the Green Chapel tomorrow. To fight the Green Knight. Awwww man...

Do you wanna be a good knight? Well fine but if you do. At least give me three kisses I’ll fulfill your wishes, This silk belt I’ll give to you.
 * Bertilaks wife- ** (knocks) Gawain

It’ll protect you against the Green Knight So take it now. I hope you have no regrets (thought in her head): # clueless

So are you still really a good knight?